Saturday, 8 March 2008

Weekend? What weekend?

I hate it when I get an idea.

Since Friday, when I first thought of creating a new website, I've been plugging away at making the bloody thing, wrote several posts, spent hours grappling with code, made some pictures, and then put it all together.

Now, it's finally done. Hoo-fucking-ray!

Behold the fruits of my tireless labours: gaup, a spoof celebrity news site featuring a whole load of stuff, including a lovely picture of a colon, and a half-naked Billie Piper.

I hope you guys like it. At least pretend you do. You have no idea how long I spent slaving over hot pixels for it.

And THEN I even did a new post for Lord Likely, and now I feel like I want to sleep FOREVER. Sometimes I think I must be a mental case. I have no idea why I do this to myself.

It must be for the chicks.

"Thanks, Fanton!"

Bloody hell. That wasn't very funny, was it?

Well, I think that proves that my brain is officially shutting down now. Plus, I think my eyes are melting. So I'm going to try and catch at least thirty winks.

Tara!

- Fanton.

12 comments:

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

Mr. Fanton,

A review copy of The View From Bondi is available for your perusal, which can be sent via email.

Just send me a working address.

ADG

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

By the way, I've changed TVFB's landing page. What do you think?

ADG

P.S. the new site LOOKS fantastic. Who did the Wordpress stuff?

ADG

Fanton said...

Good work, fellow! All looking tip-top. I have also sent you an electronical mail regarding Bondi.

Thanks for your comment, by the way! I took one of Wordpress' themes, and tinkered with it a bit, so the work is part Wordpress, part me.

It took ruddy ages, but hopefully it was worth it.

Cheers!

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

I believe that your tinkering may elevate you to an official Wordpress dude. It really does look like a coder PRO created it.

ADG

Fanton said...

A coder PRO?

As in, prostitute?

Chris C said...

New look is much easier on the eyes :)

Like Gaup too. Interesting parody news site.

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

No, as in the acronym P.R.O. (partially rogered orifice), you twat!

ADG

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