Thursday, 27 March 2008

All Apologies


This is just a short post today.

See ya!

Hahaha! I crack me up.

No, the real purpose of this post is just to explain my distinct absence from the wacky World Wide Web this week. Since Monday, I've barely set foot upon the virtual super-highway, let alone driven a big truck of comedic wonder down it.

That is because my real, paying job (as tedious and unfulfilling as it is) has decided to gobble up as many of my life's precious hours as possible this week. I've been shackled with three ten hour shifts in a row, PLUS I had to attend a stupid staff meeting at midnight tonight, which was RUBBISH, and has left me with no free hours in which to masturbate write my usual HILARIOUS 'stuff'.

I'll be working over the week-end too, but for those who care, I hope to update The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely tomorrow night-ish, and then do a new gaup on Monday-ish. Ish.

So: apologies for not frequenting everyone's fine blogs as much as I would like, and for failing to respond to e-mails and other such gubbins. And of course, I'm truly sorry for depriving you all of my incredible, shining wit and wondrousness.

Normal business will resume ASAP, unless I choose to sleep for a hundred years.

Be right back, chums!

- Fanton.


Relax Max said...

God that sucks. Tell them to just sod off mate--you don't need their money. Let me explain to you how the burgeoning internet porn-0-rama works...

"You'd be surprised how many well-respected and educated people like yourself are quietly bringing in thousands a month in the Adult Entertainment industry..."

That's how MY pitch goes.

Oh, well... I see you must get that nose back to the grindstone instead of....well, YOU know where that nose belongs.

Are you absolutely for certain that you simply MUST be the lord? Just askin'...

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

You fuckin' lazy cunt!


Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I'll hold down the fort 'til you come back, ok?

Fanton said...

Hello, all! Thank you for your concerns...luckily, things are returning to normal, and time is once again becoming my own.

And you know what that means?




Claire said...

What does one do anyway? Work down the pit?

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