Hello, Sickbaggers!
I am not dead, nor nearly dead, nor dead but kept alive by a horrifying rage virus - to be honest, I have just not felt like writing for Digital Sickbag for a while, so didn't. Hey, it's a free country (unless you are reading this in a country which heavily infringes upon your civil liberties. In which case I doubt you will be reading this anyway.)
So: what has been going on since the last time I spewed forth into this blog? Well...
* I gained part-time, Christmas employment at HMV, which was good fun! Jimmy Carr came into our store twice, which would be impressive if it wasn't for the fact that I hate Jimmy Carr. But then...
* ...the job's contract ended, thus leaving me unemployed (again). Boooo! Back to watching Jeremy Kyle repeats I go!
* But! I have been quite productive with my new-found spare time. (Of course, it depends on your definition of 'productive).
* I drew THIS, for example! Hee-hee!
* I have also been updating
Lord Likely, as well as setting him up a
Facebook Group, a
Twitter page and even
a shop.
* I made these celebrity ghost t-shirts. Here is the ghost of
Queen frontman,
Freddie Mercury:
I also did
Elvis, and
Kurt Cobain. Why not
buy one?
* I had many poos.
* I found myself getting
Popmashed by the excellent
Mike Whaite, in celebration of his relaunched
Popmash website. Groovy!
* But, best of all, I have met an
incredibly beautiful and completely lovely woman, and - rarer still - one who does not seem to be completely repulsed by me, despite me being so wretched. Hooray! She makes me very happy indeed, and is super-special to me already. Bless you, honey!
So yes. Great ups and downs, lefts and rights, but I have been keeping myself busy throughout. I am hoping to be able to bring you some more exciting news shortly, if everything goes according to plan...
Failing that, I shall just fill this blog with nob jokes again, then disappear for months on end.
See you soon!
- Fanton.
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